As I asked Vanessa this question, she smiled frivolously, her smile got more intriguing. She nodded positively and said “Yes Baby, I’m just trying to do something you’d love, I’m just trying to be unforgettable, and I know you love doing new things”
Hell Bleeping yeah! I love doing new things just so I’d know how doing them feels like, but having a threesome tonight? I’m not even prepared for that, I thought about my sugar intake, I thought about the number of bottles of coke I drank during the day, I’d probably have a flaccid Excalibur or Pour before a minute.
The fear of Bleeping up gripped me, the fear of falling Lola’s hand gripped me, the fear of my Cobra spitting before due time gripped me , but I can’t run away from this, the Day is finally here, let me just see how it goes down.
I decided to whine her a little so I can reduce the pressure on me, ‘Vanessa Baby, you’re so unbelievable, you’re so unforgettable,
infact you’re the real MVP, how did you
manage to talk Lola into this?!?’ I asked her with my I’m very curious face, but how she really pulled the stunt baffled me.
“She actually talked me into it, she really wanted to confirm all I’ve gisted her about and she’s trying to get back at her boyfriend” you know Ladies do that a lot; they’d do some silly, naughty things just to get back at their cheating boyfriends. Ladies you know you do it a lot.
‘So where’s Lola?’ She didn’t even wait for me to finish talking when she jumped in, “she’s just somewhere around the corner, waiting for me to just flash her and she’d be here in few seconds” ezz like Vanessa is not joking about this o, looks like some real stuvz is about to happen.
‘Oya call her that we are waiting for her’.
Immediately she called her “hello Lola, come jhur, he said he’s in” it was not even up to 30 seconds when I heard a knock on the door.
She went to open the door, guess who was there……………..
It was my potential Cougar, Mrs. Victoria Williams. I didn’t know her full name is Mrs.
Victoria Omolola Williams. How did she know Vanessa? I don’t know. Am I gon have s*x with Vanessa and Mrs. Williams one same night? I don’t know. What do you think? So we’ve come to the end of Tale of a Virgin Cougar, hope you enjoyed it. #EndOfStory
LOL! I’m just Bleeping with y’all. It was not Mrs. Williams that entered. It was just what I thought of before Lola entered the room, because before she entered the whole idea looked too beautiful to be true, I felt like they were setting trap for me.
Lo and behold she went to open the door and Lola came in, the fat butt0ckz dark and shiny babe wore one raunchy gown, very very short something, if the wind blows small her cat will be exposed.
Clumsily, she walked in. Shyly she said Hello. ‘Hey Lola, how are you?’ She said “I’m Fine.” Lola and I never really had a conversation before, so it was really awkward at first. The atmosphere was cold, how do we get into the threesome mood? How do we kick off?
For the first few minutes she was in, we didn’t really talk; she and Vanessa talked about some things… I couldn’t hop into the conversation because I was just in my corner thinking about how we would get into action.
How do we get into action o…….??? Yeah!!! I garrit now! I thought of what could set the roof on fire, I thought of how to put what I had in mind to them. So I just asked Vanessa, ‘baby do you have an empty bottle?’ (You’re wondering what I want to do with empty bottle yeah? Keep reading)
Vanessa looked at me like what do I want to do with bottle again; she said she doesn’t have an empty bottle and that there’s a drink in the one she has. ‘What drink is that?’ she said
Vodka. So there’s booze, it’s alright. I told
I’d love to booze-up, she went to bring it, it was not a full bottle, and she has already drunk almost half of it.
Vanessa is a bit of a drinker, I don’t really know if Lola drinks or Nah. Vanessa didn’t come with cup so I asked for a red cup. She said she doesn’t have, she turned to Lola and asked if she has. She said yes and went to her room to get it.
Quickly while Lola was away, Vanessa made some moves; she came to me and whispered hornily “why don’t you give me some before she comes in” I don’t want to waste energy, cause really I was preserving my energy for latter, so I acted like I didn’t understand what she was trying to say ‘give you some of what?’ I asked her. She said “some of your good stuff” she was pulling her usual stunts… licking my ear, doing all those things ladies do to get guys in the mood.
When she saw that I wasn’t giving in, she looked into my eyes and said “I don’t feel good about tonight, I really don’t want to share you with someone else, I don’t really think I can stand watching you with another Babe” I laughed out loud like what is this one saying now, I said to her ‘you don’t have to stand and watch us, you’ll just take a seat in one corner, silent like Silento and you’d watch me whip her, and you’d watch her nae nae’
She laughed too and hit me “you’re too silly, hian, is that what you should say?” we were both laughing when Lola knocked slightly and opened the door, she came in like what did I miss?.
I thought Lola was going to bring one cup just for me, but instead she brought 3 cups and juice to mix the Vodka with. Lola sure girl, I
grinned at her like ‘well-done baby girl’.
She gave me the cups and I poured the drink, I made sure I emptied the bottle.
So, I chilled for few minutes, and made sure we’ve all sipped from our drink. When this was accomplished, I said to them ‘so who wants to play a game?’ hehe, who wants to play a game, that was what I asked, I was expecting Vanessa to be the one to ask which game, but she didn’t she was busy sipping her Vodka. Lola, asked me which game, I told her Truth or Dare.
Yeah, that was what I thought could really set us into action, playing truth or dare and getting drunk while doing this could light sh*t up. You know sometimes when you want to know how freaky someone could be or how naughty they could get, you introduce the T or D game.
Guys, you know how many nudes you got from girls na, or how many sexting, or many fortune-nookies you excavated with your nookie-digger that emanated from just playing ‘Truth or Dare’. Ladies too, you know how you made that guy send his Unclad, you know how you dared him into making love to you for 6 hours, how you made him buy what he did not want to buy and all that.
We’ve all done it before; we’ve all taken advantage of this game before. So I decided to make the best use of this game that night. As Vanessa heard me say Truth or Dare, she said an affirmative “YES” that illuminated the whole room; I knew I made a right move. I could tell Lola too felt positive about it as she kept nodding like – nice one bruh, nice one.
We kicked off, we all sat on the floor, with the bottle in the middle… you know as the game goes na, whoever the bottle is pointed to after spinning it would choose either Truth or Dare.
(For does that don’t know).
So I spun the bottle for the first time, guess who the bottle pointed to first? NOBODY, since we were just 3, the probability of the bottle pointing to nobody is kind of high; you know they would be enough space between us.
I spun the bottle again, this time it pointed to someone and it was Vanessa, she chose Dare,
and Lola decided to dare her. She dared her to kiss me, she didn’t even wait for the girl to finish daring her when she leaned towards me and kissed me, the kiss was almost turning to something else, she wasn’t kissing me like she was dared to (have you ever been dared to kiss your crush before? Have you ever been dared to kiss someone you detest before? You know the difference between the two na)
She didn’t want to stop, at all. Lola had to clear her throat before she stopped. With the way she kissed me; I knew she was already tipsy. She looked at Lola and smiled ineptly, she gave her this ‘you just had to stop us’
face. ‘Alright Babes, let’s go back to the game’ I said that like – please let’s not forget why we are here, please’.
Again, I spun the bottle, the bottle kept rotating, who’s it going to face? Me? The bottle faced me. “Truth or Dare?” Vanessa asked me, I knew if I chose dare, she might dare me to do something really nasty, jejely I chose Truth.
“Why didn’t you choose dare na? Oh, wait let me think of what to ask you?” as she was still trying to think, Lola jumped in “I know what to ask him”. I wanted to know what her question was, so I told her to ask me. Have I done bad? Did I push Vanessa aside?? That’s how Mama said no o, that she’d be the one to ask me the question, I knew she was getting drunk, she was exhibiting some over-jealous characters, at that moment the dream of having threesome with Vanessa and her friend, Lola was chattered and it looked like the almighty Truth or Dare game wouldn’t work.
“Do you miss me? Do you miss Bleeping me?” that’s the question she came up with. I giggled, and I said ‘you know I miss that, I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t miss that’. She was looking straight into my eyes, she was high, her eyes were tinted (you remember she was in the shirt I gave her yeah? and she had no [email protected] on yeah? don’t forget that).