by Cristiano Caffieri
My name is Dave Stanley. I live in Dayton in a six-plex my father left me in his will, and although it earns me in a steady income there are downsides. Sometimes tenants don’t pay their rent, some play their music too high, and don’t even ask about the backed-up toilets.
When it comes to noise, nobody holds a candle to Shari and Richard. They recently moved into the apartment next to mine and let’s just say this is a couple who has really loud s*x at any time of the day or night.
I can cope with all the moaning, groaning and screaming when I’m alone but it gets a bit embarrassing when I have someone over for dinner and suddenly the bed starts banging against the wall and Shari starts yelling, “That feels so f*cking good! Cum inside of me, Richard! Cum inside of me!”
This exact scenario was played out a couple of weeks ago when I was interviewing a young woman who wanted to rent a small basement apartment I had vacant. Her name was Adele; she was f*cking gorgeous and when I opened the door to greet her I had a boner in five seconds flat.
As she sat beside me on the sofa she explained that her boyfriend had recently moved out of the apartment they were renting together and she now had to find something else.
“It’s too expensive for one person,” she sniffled, “I need a place that’s a little cheaper.”
I didn’t need to see references from her previous landlord; her long legs and big tits were reference enough for me.
“I really need something I can move into right away,” she said, wiping a tear from her eye. “My lease is up tomorrow.”
No sooner were the words out of her mouth when I heard the bed next door start to bounce off the wall and I knew that Richard would be plowing his d!ck into Shari any minute. I tried speaking louder to cover the cries of ecstasy but it was no use. Adele just sat there with her mouth open, I don’t think she could believe what she was hearing.
“I want to suck your big fat cock,” neighbor Shari cried through the walls, “Put it in my mouth – I’m going to suck you off good.”