I tell you Sarah our small house-maid
don spoil, just imagine the girl was pestering
me about my brother that she loves him. I come
dey wonder na picture she love or person
wey dey overseas, I told her that she is too small
to talk about marriage and love. And the
girl claimed she isn’t a small pikin, aunty
w€tin you be na? because you small for
my eyes or you be small mama. She even
claimed that she will do my brother well
whenever they want to do mommy and
daddy, that small girl is something else.
I wonder who told her all these kind of
stuffs, she told me that she always peep
whenever her parents did it in the night.
How manage? one room came her reply.
Back to the matt when Clara tried to test
my height over her shortness, after Corper
Puna was disgraced by me. I didn’t how
come Clara figured it out that I was the
one ’cause no one was suspecting me
of the crime, she rushed from only God
knows and met me having a cool time
under a mango tree with my break-time
snacks I bought.
Clara: witch, shebi you don succeed?
Me: na me you dey call witch, calanja?
Clara: na me you dey call dwarf, Gift?
Me: I no get strength for you, commot here.
Clara: na you do that thing to Corper Tony?
Me: na you send Corper Puna?
Clara: *pointing a finger at me* I go deal with you for this school.
Me: you nodey fear, you dey point somebody wey tall pass you. You want my fall on top?
landed a slap on my face and I returned
the favour with two back and front slap
in quick succession, I pushed her forcefully
on the head and she stumbled back staggering
to the ground, she came me again and
I pressed my height on a short stature
and I made sure she is shorter than before,
before we were separated and taken to
the staff-room, they flogged both of us
but her own is way worse because she
be former SP. Brown started disturbing
me and preaching love, I no want another
wahala from any boyfriend but he refused
to give up. The thing funny how he will
woo till we get to our gate, sending love
letters to me.
Me: I don tell you no many times you nodey tire?
Brown: I nofit tire, I love you.
/> Me: audio love bah?
Brown: no, I truly love you.
Me: I accept.
we started dating na only hug we don
hug, Brown will be vibrating like nokia
torch anytime we hug I come dey wonder
why. And the wahala be say na me godey
start those hugs, so
tiring. Which kind
boyfriend I go give myself, the most annoying
thing was when he visited me and we
spent the whole day without kiss or even
body contact, if you want to be celibate
don’t admit somebody daughter into your
celibacy before faceless thunder will strike
you death. I was so angry with him that
I refused talking to him, as a sweet-talker
he is, I couldn’t hold my silence for so
long and I told what was on my mind.
He was surprise and he told me he is
saint, person wey never shift pant before.
sha… One day he visited my
house, I took him to my bedroom and I
started another kiss section, he was new
to it and the moment we broke the kiss
he was panting like someone who has
ran two metres bare-foot. Ahh.. Ahh! He
was so excited to try it again, before I
even removed my bra cup, he has cu-mmed
in his boxer, all effort to make his kulikuli
rise yield no result. True true the guy was
a virgin, where on Earth did this one crawl
out from ehnn? abeg I don return to ona
ohh… I told him he can only be my friend
and he was excited to be one if I will always
allow him to kiss me, I agreed and he
was so happy like mad. He even bought
me a gift for agreeing, what does this one
have with kiss? After I wrote my Jamb
and scored high, then came WAEC with
enough Exam bombs I made all my papers.
I wrote POST-UTME and past, University
here I come. Our Elder say when a child
stepped into a water without knowing how
to swim, he/she will end up drowning.
and my father were so happy when my
name came out in the merit list to study
Accounting in the prestigious Federal
University in my state, Sarah wasn’t happy
because she will be the only one at home
with our old gate-man. w€tin concern me?
I went to the school to pay acceptance fee
and make School fees payment also. I
moved from Cyber-cafe to the banks around
the school, lots of people were also making
their payments especially cute guys, I no
see their opposite sha.. I will meet my
dream boyfriend here las las. Bad boy
and jealous sweet lover,
abi? na w€tin
I want. After making those payments
I visited my Faculty and that is how I met
one of my senior colleague Franklin. Tall
and fine boy like that, he told me that
he is our senior colleague and we exchanged
numbers promising to call me. I left
school that day in a high-spirit, after I
did physical clearance and medics. My dad
asked me to look for a self-contain to rent
that he doesn’t like his only daughter to
live in a miserable hostel, I told Franklin
about it and he told me one of his friend
lived in a lodge close to campus that he will
ask him to check if there is vacancy.
was there for me when I washed and repainted
the apartment, he wasn’t that financially
buoyant, all those mama thank you boys
na. I didn’t really like any boy to provide for
me before they will be acting like demi-god.
Franklin helped me settled and he showed
me all the lecture rooms my level will be taken
lectures, he even gave me the course
rep number. I was happy because everything
was moving well for me, one Night Franklin
was in my room on a Friday night after
we all came back from lectures he called
that he wanted to come over, he chatted
me on Whatsapp about it on Monday sha.
We were busy watching movie in my laptop
and it was getting late, I was wondering
if he will really go home that night.
Me: Fran, you no go house today?
Franklin: I want tell you something.
Me: w€tin be that?
Franklin: I love you so much, I nofit do without you. Gift, will you be my girlfriend?
Me: yes na, you always dey there for me.
leaned and captured my lips and we kissed
smoothly, I no wear bra and he gro-ped
my firm bre-asts and squeezed it. I tugged
on his trouser pulling his belt hook, we
broke the kiss and we pulled our clothes.
We resumed the kissing again kneeling
on the bed, he dropped soft kisses on
my face and neck, down to my bre-ast.
I fell back and he leaned over me capturing
my ni-pples with his mouth, he started
su-cking me and pressing my other brea-st.
He separated my legs and positioned
to enter, I used my palm and covered
my sugar-pot told him to get condom. He
got up like Elder State man running to
his trouser with his kulikuli leading the
way, he fished out Dorex Condom and tore
it open with his teeth. Sharply wore it
and buried it in my we-t opening. He started
moving his waist, pounding me hard and
steady, I crossed my legs around him
as he pushed in deeper making me to
mo-an and scratched his back. We never
even start he groa-ned and made a face
filling the co-ndom with his cu-m, he disposed
it. He was so happy and I wasn’t, he claimed
to be the happiest young man on Earth,
Franklin loved me but our se-x life is like
making a delicious meal and refused to
eat it, I was always left ho-rny anytime
we had se-x. I just had to find excuse
to stop having se-x with him anytime he
wanted us to, one day Jay friend to Franklin
who lived in same lodge with switched on
his generator after days of no light. I haven’t
had the strength to buy one, but I have
to my father about it and he has sent me
the money. I went to his room and charged
my phone and we started watching movie
together and got on talking.
Jay: you enjoy head?
Me: see you, who no enjoy head. Every woman dream na for em bobo to dey lick her sugar-pot na.
Jay: I sabi give head well well, iffa give you head you go flood my bed with your toto water.
Me: your friend nodey gree give head.
Jay: leave that bush man.
True to his words, Jay laid me on his bed
and ate my sugar-pot, licking every corners
till I flood his bedsheet. He made sure
I had multiple o—-m, he then wore his
condom and inserted his hard kulikuli.
I asked him to stop maybe he was hearing
harder and faster, the energy he used
in pounding me hard till we both climaxed
was not of this world. I was so ashamed
of myself, I truly love Franklin well well.
I chatted him up about his friend raping
me, Franklin just broke up with me just
like that. Mumu boy, na em no gree give
me head oh.