taught me a lot about 2go dissing, one thing
we never did was to meet and fu-ck because
he wasn’t in same state with me and he
claimed he can’t afford the transport.
All we did was se-x chat and exchange nudes
nothing more, he started advising me
to learn lots of grammar, I even had a
special note that I made a lot of grammatical
lines. I asked my dad to buy a dictionary
for me and he bought Longman dictionary
which has lots of words coming together
like dilly-dally and more interesting adjective
words. 2go Life sweet oh, as I bullied people
in my LGA rooms on 2go, I was feared
until Amoeba18 asked me to join Comedy
room1. Na em I see say I never start, as
I joined I saw people using long words
that has over twenty letters in their write-ups.
And they don’t seem to ran out of ambiguous
words with neat write-ups. I was amazed
that Amoeba joined the guy tagging Mentor,
He later explained that is his crew member
and they were against one Phoenix crew
member that ran away after been tortured.
One girl with room-nick Diana was laughing
her a-ss out while they were at it. I attacked
her and she kept replying me with French,
another person in the room later explained
to me that Diana doesn’t reply illiterate
with English, my ego was smashed. That
is how my 2go addiction stopped small
and I focused on reading and knowing
how to use grammar very well. One guy
I abused in 2go room of LGA, wey I don
forget sef. He threatened to deal with
me after I humiliated him, I was walking
jejely to home from school when someone
said see Blueyes, my room-nick. One
with muscles everywhere and goat moustache
and goatee attacked me.
Bros1: na you be Blue-eyes abi?
Me: no, I no be Blue-eyes.
Bros2: shut up! Na wetin Lucy talk.
Clara: she no be Blue-eyes, na her sister *sharp girl*
Me: na my cousin be Blue-eyes, she don travel.
Bros2: tell am say if I catch her ehnn.
catch me that day and naso I no gree
near that room with my Professional
account again, the star sef nodey gree
move even when I nodey gree log out
24hours I dey online. If say that guy
beat me that day, na mortuary I dey see
myself because he looked like someone
that have smoked away his destiny ampersand
small sense wey remain. From that day henceforth
na bike from School-gate to House gate.
I opened new account Mad-woman and
continued my bullying in my LGA room,
no peace for those wey no sabi big big
grammars oh!. I even insulted most of
our prefects, them wan bring the 2go battles
come offline but them nofit trace me because
I dey put my aunty wey don marry as profile
picture, go beat person wife na. Lol, make
you no see Sky again.
Step-mom: wetin you dey do with your phone everytime?
Me: nothing oh.
Step-mom: go shop tell Mary say make she give you yesterday sales money.
Me: my just reply this chat, mommy. No vex.
replying one chat naso I chat for more
twenty minutes, she has to cease my phone
before I go, that one suppose be the fastest
message I don go for my life if no be say
I met Israel, I ran to the gate and took
bike and ran to her shop to get the money
before Israel broke the deadlock of no
real life toaster after I turned 16years.
Israel owned a car and he was on 2go
too, he asked me out and I accepted to
be his girlfriend. We became friends on
2go, and he started proposing marriage
idea to me. Clara advised me to accept,
and I did. I had a bitter experience in my
life from Israel.