Elder say when the drum beats people
who are cultured will dance and merry.
The christmas was a wonderful experience,
the house was full. Aunty Rejoice came
sha.. with big tummy, and my dad wasn’t
pleased that she is now a mother in L200.
Wetin concern Gift? my relatives were
everywhere and the one I liked most was
Abigail, that girl can waka ehnn.. She
will just be taking me everywhere and
anywhere, I can’t even remember places
we went to because we went to places
in hour, one night like that they did street
party in the Estate. That day my dad had
gone to call to duty, if not no one would
have left the house. We were busy dancing
while Grace and Ben disappeared from
the crowd. I couldn’t find any of my relatives
because the whole occupants of the Estate
had all come out to grace the party, since
na their children dey perform, las las them
go smoke away their talent after claiming
Wizkid and M.I. I went home ’cause I was
tired and sleepy, I was about entering
the house when ‘Andrew de Silva be Hitler’
appeared from his ant hole.
Me: sir, good evening.
Andrew: *licking his lips noisily* sweet fine girl, why you nodey come visit me again.
Me: sir, lemme oh! I go report you to my father.
Andrew: *he start laughing* I go tell am how you dey distribute wetin you get to everybody for the Estate.
Me: *I become scared* abeg no tell my daddy, wetin you want?
Andrew: follow me.
took me to his security room and locked
the windows and door, he only had one
bed and pot with one stove, everything was
one in the room. even one table, one chair.
I wondered wetin em get with one sef,
because everything is one in the room
including spoon. He tried to drag down
the bumshort on my waist, the resistance
was much. I just dey laugh the old man
as em dey struggle with bumshort wey
em go just undid button. Maybe he has
never lay his 90’s hand on one, after so
much struggle he succeeded and asked
me to lie on the table, which I did. He pulled
off my p-ant and started eating my pu-ssy
like he has never eaten the whole day.
I began how he was just su-cking me,
licking me. Making me to squirm and mo-an
as the thing dey sweet me, he got up and
brought out his wrinkled amu and thru-sted
in, he started moving in and out of me
without control, shaking the table as his
laps touched the table in every thru-sts.
Andrew: aaahhh! ooohhh!! Gift ooohhh! ewooohhh!!
was just loving the way his wrinkled face
squeeze while thru-sting in and out. His
mouth wide open, holding the table.
shook and screamed and then fell the
moment he cu-mmed, he staggered and
fell on the floor. I quickly jumped down
wiped off his cu-m with my pa-nt and
quickly wore my bumshort watching Andrew
lying and breathing heavily on the floor.
I ran as fast as my tiny legs could carry
me before they will say Gift toto don RIP
‘Andrew De Silva Be Hitler’. The whole
christmas Andrew avoided me, maybe
he is scared to release more proteins
from his already finished life, Papa Tabara
was lurking around like serpent to strike,
but I avoided that man like my life depended
on it. After the Christmas school resumed,
and I was happy. Primary Six for life abeg,
I made a friend IB, the bayelsa girl is the
craziest person in the world. Black and
big with thick laps, she always had the
first hand rumours in the school.
IB: you know that Primary Three teacher?
Me: you mean sir, Tony?
Ib: yes na, that man p—k big ehnn.. Like my hand *she show me her hand*
Me: how you take know?
She whispered to me.
IB: we don fu-ck.
I almost screamed but I covered my mouth,
Our Elder say life is a journey, one day
we will never return from it. I came back
from school one day and saw people gathered
at the security. I was surprised and I asked
what is the matter, they told me Andrew
De Silva Be Hitler have gone on a journey,
whatever that mean then. I go miss that
licky licky em dey give me, I nofit wait
for him to come back. See all those people
telling children when somebody don die
say em travel, stop it. Is no longer funny,
I go just blow you there with my small