As I opened the gate, I saw bimbo with luggage on her head and her stomach is out like a pregnant women…..
Me: wetin be this, you swallow water melon?
Bimbo: you thought I was joking ni abi?
Me: abeg remove the calabash wey dey ur womb jawe…
Bimbo: won’t you allow me in???
Me: in where?
Bimbo: when you were fu-Cking me, you no know??? Thank God I have a witness!!!
Me: ehn ehn!!
Bimbo: keji, pls come over here
Instantly, My brain then brought me something I try to decode that I couldn’t…. The person who called me to meet her that I rained curse on was keji…
Me: (but how did she knows about Alhaji that she was threatening me with???)
Bimbo: maybe you’ll say the truth here
Keji: ekaasan o broda ol’oko nla!!!
Me: oshey o ol’omu nla….
Bimbo: can we now enter o?
Me: enter where, see! Ema fi esu sheyre o!! You know Alhaji go soon come, its better you take your leave on time…
Me: otito, oya come enter…
As I wan let them in, na so Alhaji car come horn…
Me: temi bami o, Chai! Mogbe!! Where I go run to?
As I was lamenting, thinking of what to do..
Na so a hand come shake me roughly…
I was like leave me alone jor till I realise that it was all a dream….
Voice: you no go wake up mad man…
Me: ala ni sha!! Oshey jare ti o jimi… (So, its a dream… Thank you for waking me up)
Voice: oun dobo l’oju orun ni? (You dey s*x for dream land ni)
Me: you can’t understand…..
As I get up from dream, na so my phone come ring ‘gran gran gran’ Alhaji again…
Me: ekaaro sir (good morning sir)
Alhaji: go and wash that car for me and clean a shoe for me, but before that go to amoo’s house right now and collect my money from him for me…..
Me: okay sir…
On my way to amoo’s house, na so I saw some ladies calling me from afar…..
Me: (shouted) I’m not the one you go land for trouble…
I ran swiftly like falcon to amoo’s house then back home….
Its not yet time to give person pregnant….