Then I saw a message from an unknown number which goes thus:
‘I was peeping at you 4 window, love the way you sexed that girl…. And pls can we talk??’
I quickly dial the number only to see that It was a familiar voice that I cannot decode….
Me: na me be dat o…. Who’s this pls?
Voice: and later on, you go dey call yourself Alfa… See as you Rape-F**K that girl……
Me: who’s this please!!!
Voice: meet me at Adent hotel by 6pm tomorrow…
Me: na moses dem give 10 commandment to, you no fit command me… Who are you? Simple!!!
Voice: forget then, I’m coming over to ur house tonight to tell Alhaji what you did with that innocent girl…
Me: and thunder go fire you if u no come!
Voice: you think I’m joking with you abi? (Cuts the phone)
Me: temi bami….
I then summon the courage to call back and beg cos I know Alhaji go kill me if he hear this…
I called for 4 times, that crazy winch never pick up or called back…
That night when I went out, I hop into the shop to eat anything eatable and never listen to any story….
As I was eating, my phone rang.. It was Zinat…
Zinat: hi dear
Me: yes love
Zinat: hope you didn’t forget about the birthday sha?
Me: how will I?
Zinat: trust you… (Blow kisses)
Me: yes ma…. Is that why you called?
Zinat: of course, and send me those link you said you wanted to send to me…
Me: didn’t remember anything of that o, which link?
Zinat: where to download your songs!!
Me: okay!!! (Cuts the phone)
I quickly enter the message log and send all
Fast Forward to 4 months time….
The birthday went well that I was mistaken as the celebrant’s boyfriend…. The funniest part is that Bimbo didn’t showed up there…
As I got home,
‘Gran gran gran’ my phone rang, the caller was bimbo….
Bimbo: hello dear
Me: howfar na?
Bimbo: I’m not fine o, kasala don burst o!!!
Me: kilo shele???
Bimbo: I don get pregnant o…
Me: sheybi u b big girl, shey big girl do get pregnant ni???
Bimbo: I’m serious o….
Me: (heart beating but I use courage pick am) ehn, congratulations then… And who’s the baby’s father?
Me: (scared) me!!! no prob den, pack ur load and Çome my house then…
Bimbo: (laughing) I taught you’ll be scared ni, come and open your gate for me, I’m outside..
Me: (relieved) ok, I’m coming…
As I opened the gate, something happened….