Me: iyawo (wife) broda fawaz, how far???
Queen: I’m good
As I wan talk, na so I saw my door opened with Alhaji and his koboko for hand for my door starring at me.
Me: (press the red button)
Alhaji: do u know you’re a bastard??
Alhaji: why don’t u wash the car I told u to wash???
Me: (open my mouth)
Alhaji: and where is my shoe???
Me: I’m sorry pls..
Alhaji: it remain one time for you
He left my room and I rushed out to the car, I wash am within 5 minutes then I went to where I kept the shoe and cleaned it though its still wet…
After doing everything I was told to do, I went back to my room, carry my phone only to check maybe I have calls I’ve missed, as I press a button na so I saw the time was 1.15pm…
Yeh, I shouted…
One thing about me is that I get hungry only when I see that the time is far spent…
I ran to the shop to ask for my food which my mum replied that I have no food to eat since I’ve collected a recharge card and I didn’t pay!!!
I went back inside with frown for my face…
As I was thinking of what to do, na so bimbo called again….
Me: what’s up ma???
Bimbo: don’t “ma” me
Me: okay, no p..
Bimbo: hope u aint busy now???
Me: you know I’m jobless, I’m always free…
Bimbo: can you text me your address?
Me: I’m sorry o, what do u need it for??? Hope you know my papa na soldier??
Bimbo: Lolz, I’m coming over to your place ni o and I’m the only one coming….
Me: okay ma, I ll let you know when I’m free…
Bimbo: thanks dear, expecting it.
Me: okay, later sha!!
(Cuts the phone)
I decided to stroll out to see if I fit get something to chop for my street then my phone rang ‘graan graan graan’…. Alhaji again…
Alhaji: come and open the gate for me
Me: yes sir
I went out to open the gate….
He jet out with his car then I went back to my room, I picked up my phone and text my address to bimbo….
Not up to 10mins, I heard knock on the gate…
I quickly ran to open the gate for my visitor but I saw what scared me, guess what???
I saw Alhaji…
Me: you forgot something???
Alhaji: yes! go and dress up, we’re going somewhere together….
Me: (suprised) but sir, I am going…….
Alhaji: answer me now!!!
Me: (sad) okay sir
As I wan turn back to go dress up, na so I heard the gate sound saying “koo koo koo”
who’s that? Alhaji shouted
Emmm, its fawaz’s friend, a feminine voice replied….
I wanted to run inside to hide, na so papa called me back to open the gate…
As I opened it, guess who I saw???