Story Title: Camping
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I was bored while camping.
I was pleasantly exhausted after fishing, trekking, and swimming, but it was still early. It’s far too early to call it a night.
There were a few other sites strewn over the area. The most of them were built up near the amenities, but one was built up a little further out. I had assumed my campground was the farthest away, but these individuals had discovered one even further out, obscured by some thick shrubs.
I figured as a sociable sort, I’d stop over and say hello, maybe share a beer or two.
When I arrived at the campsite, I saw that it was occupied by two young ladies.
They looked like they were in their twenties and were both quite gorgeous. Obviously, there’s nothing to lose by getting to know each other.
“Good evening, ladies,” I said. “Are you having a good time?”
“Yes, but we don’t require male companionship. Farewell, “The rapid response came back.
I could see I’d hit it big right away, so I decided to try my luck a little harder.
“It’s a little lonely out here in the woods, away from the main campgrounds. You’re not concerned about bears prowling the woods at night?”
“Are you in Australia? Allow them to enter.”
“We have snakes on the premises. Snakes abound.”
“A dirt road surrounds the camping area. Snakes despise traversing gravel, so I believe we’re safe. Bye-bye.”
We continued to converse. That had to be a portent of good things to come.
“Would you like something to drink before I leave?” I made a suggestion. That’s me, Gabriel.
“No, it’s not true. Bye-bye.” That’s her, Little Miss Stuck-up.
“If I didn’t know better, I’d assume you were attempting to drive me away,” I grumbled. “I’m tired of being bored. If you’re bored, a game of strip poker might be a good way to pass the time.”
“No, it’s not true. Please leave now.” Unlike her pal, she didn’t even crack a smile.
You must sometimes abandon subtlety in favor of a more clear approach.
“Well, since we seem to have ruled out all the pastimes and you don’t want to talk, would either or both of you like to get undressed for a little slap and tickle?” “It’s fortunate that you said no, because I don’t have any cards. Well, since we seem to have ruled out all the pastimes, and you don’t want to talk, would either or both of you like to get undressed for a little s
“If we do,” the sarcastically replied, “it’ll be with each other. We’re lesbians. Leave us alone.”
And if they were lesbians, I was a koala perched high in a tree.
“Well, it’s been fun, but I really have to go. No, seriously, I have to go. If you need anything, my camp is just over there.”
I skulked back to my camp, defeated and bored.