“I’m so sorry dear, im really sorry” Becky said as she left her seat to hug Joan.
“Stop being a drama queen, Becky. She only said her husband is lazy and not a cheating bastard like Kamulaza” Matilda said rudely.
“Any which way Tilda, she obviously isn’t happy that her husband is lazy and that’s why I comforted her with a hug” Becky replied.
“Whatever” Matilda said as she walked over to the bar and pour herself a cup of Brandy. “Who cares to join me?” She said inviting the girls for a drink.
Becky and Joan literally ran to the bar to join in the fun. They soon became drunk and Joan started lamenting while the others listened to her.
You guys know how much I love Muzo right? I really do love him and at the same time hate him as well.
I have never seen a man as lazy as my husband in bed. Well, In all my life Muzo is the only man I have slept with as in having a sexual intercourse. He’s making me miserable and I hate the fact that I might fall into the temptation of committing adultery soon or later.
Do you guys know we have timetable for sex as a couple. I would rather use a lesser word than sex if there’s any to talk about our bedroom moments. We only have sex on Fridays and sometimes the last Saturday of the month. You may ask who does that, but my husband does. I am sex starved friends. Do you guys know the most ridiculous part of all these nonsense, we only sex in one style. Yes, the missionary style as all other styles are demonic to my husband. It’s really annoying that I kept my bed undefiled for marriage just to be frustrated sexually. Girls, I am really tired.”
“Have you talked to him about it?” Becky asked
“Of course I have, countless times right from the beginning. I even suggested we go and see a therapist, but he wouldn’t oblige” Joan replied.
“Are you sure you are telling the complete truth on this matter? ” Matilda asked
“Of course, am telling truth. He concentrate more on work, telling me how important it is to raise our financial level” Joan replied
“Maybe his cock isn’t functioning well enough, that’s why he always go on a break after every rounds of sex” Matilda joked.
“You need an hearing aid girl, cos I never made mention of ’rounds of sex’. His ‘thing’ is functioning very well, cos he’s always rough when we have sex. He hits
me pretty hard when we get down, leaving me with sours down there” Joan answered.
“I hope you are sexually appealing to him?” Becky asked
“Yes I am, who else should be appealing to my husband other than me?” Joan answered with a question
“Other ladies perhaps” Matilda replied
“Or some guys” Becky added.
“You guys are sick. Just because we do not have a good sexual balance doesn’t mean he’s cheating on me. I told you he’s too busy with work, and your dirty minds already started imagining things.” Joan replied her friends
“Really?” They asked
“Of course. You really think you can corrupt my mind against my husband? Hell no. He still remains the best and faithful man any lady including you two can wish to have” she defended.
“That’s really optimistic of you darling. But why hasn’t the best husband in the whole wide world called his wife at this time of the night if he’s not with another lady or dude? Becky shot back leaving Joan mentally disoriented instantly.
Joan stood up to get her bag immediately. She checked her phone and found several missed calls from her husband and mother. With a wide smile reaching both ends of her face, she showed Becky first and then Matilda her phone.
“Look what we have here babes, Take a very good look at it. Several missed calls from my perfect gentleman.” Joan said taunting them
“Very good then, you can run along to meet your husband, oh have you forgotten today is the last Saturday of this month.” Becky replied Joan.
“I’m sleeping here guys, I don’t have strength for a boring sex tonight.” Joan said.
“But call him at least, to keep his mind at rest that you’re safe.” Matilda said
“I don’t want to and I won’t. Is my stay inconveniencing you two? Joan asked.
Becky replied yes while Matilda replied no concurrently.
“I’m staying tonight dear, get used to it already” she mocked Becky.
Joan went to the bar to pour herself a drink and then she thought “Something wasn’t right. Muzo has never called her for 10 times repeatedly”
The ladies continued with their drinks even at night.
Matilda’s head hurts, but she couldn’t stop drinking. Who is she deceiving that she’s over the breakup already?
She loved Kamulaza and she still does. If it was possible, she could have gone back to him asking for his forgiveness even when he was the one that cheated. She couldn’t let her friends know about this though, they’ll practically skin her alive. Her head is telling her the right thing to do but then, her heart wouldn’t stop betraying her.
Damn you Kamulaza, damn you” she repeated and looked around her friends to see if they did hear her or not.
When she realized that they are fast asleep, she continued for over a hundred times “damn you Kamulaza” that was the only word her mouth could voice out as she wept silently.
Matilda’s phone started ringing with the caller being Muzo, Joan’s husband. She couldn’t pick up cos she was drunk. She tried waking Joan up, but then Joan was just there snoring and sleep talking.
I’m sorry Muzo, but none of us here is in the right state of mind to talk to you. Few hours before sunrise I will send your precious wife to you” Matilda said stuttered to herself.
A loud bang on the door woke them up as early as 5:00am.
“Who could that be?” Matilda asked. I think niyaba ma guys who are gassing people with dangerous substances muma Komboni, Becky responded. Chimutu just shut up! Matilda rebuked.
“Who could that be?”
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