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AYOBAMI—The Nigga – Part 7 – 9

AYOBAMI—THE NIGGA

AYOBAMI—THE NIGGA


“Yuuuuaaaahhhhhhhhhhyyyy “! Today is Wednesday. I have an 8:00am klass. My time is 6:48am. Rushing tinz! I rushed like speed, bathed, brushed, dressed, took care of my room.
**I’m sure una dey think say I dey craze cos I dey rush for 8am class. Two major reasons: My lecturer na die-hard woman, i hate rushing to lectures. **

Its 7:15am. I have locked my door before I realized I missed one major thing, I never chop! I decided to eat in school. I got to class 7:30am. See theatre! So full! As I was looking for seat, I heard someone call me, I turned and saw Eunice.
“Hi”, I waved to her. She beckoned to me to come and seat beside her. She don keep seat for me sha! See diz gal ooo, hope she neva fall o cos she go wound. As I was going, some one drew me back, the feeling felt feminine.

“Where are you going to?”, I heard a question.
***Ohhh! I forgot to tell you guyz that I’m a fighter, a fan of karate, to an extent a master in tekoando (I no fit spell am sha)….extra lesson tinz ni sha*** But I don’t hit girls except in special cases and this case is looking special.

>>7:45am <>10:00am <<<
“Let’s go to our last class today”, I told Eunice.
She smiled and followed me. On the way we chatted on the surface. Maybe she no wan slie….I jez dey watch am. We gat to klass and listened to our lecturer who had started without caring if we were listening or not.

I wasn’t listening. I tried starting a conversation with her. She waved me off telling me that she is trying to listen. D–n! I hate TOO serious people. But Eunice? Exceptional case.
12:00pm looked like forever but it finally came. Then Eunice turned and asked, “what did u ask d oda tym?”. I looked at her and felt like telling her that I’m vexing (it is the truth tho’)
“Forget it”, I replied.
“Sorry nau, u don dey para abi?”, she said
“I no fit para for u nau “, I replied

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We were about leaving the hall when I saw Catherine coming towards us..
***Ahhh, wetin diz gal dey find ahhhhh***

Episode 8

“Mtcheeeewwwwwwwwwww”
***Yeee! That hiss was deafening. ***

“Why did yhu do that?”, Eunice asked
“Stupid brat, how does it concern yhu? “, Catherine replied
(I was laughing, wanting to see a face off)
Eunice: Lol, see an insane idiot calling me a brat, you don’t even worth the dust I step on
(1:0, I dey count….na normal talk them dey do, no shouting, screaming or fight of any sort)
Catherine: Lmao, see elegance. At least think nau. You are hopelessly hopeless, totally useless, indescribably irritating”
(See English, 1:2, no partial sha)
Eunice: See this fugly ape calling me names with adjectives that are redundant.
***Fugly-Extremely Ugly, Ape-U all know***

Eunice: D–n! An ape will see you and thank God that he is better than someone.
(Shocked to my bones! 3:2…Can’t believe what I’m hearing )
***Then! Language changed, that is when I knew the galz I was rapping with***
Catherine: Wetin dey worry you nau, Jezebel….you get plenty lions, make I enjoy my rabbit abeg
Eunice: Ehn ehn, you jez dey talk. I bin think say you wan fall hand before. Anyway! No be ma league, yhu fit take am sha. Tell Athaliah say I bow

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Did I jez hear that I’m not in her league? Shit! Come see hidden rage. They shaked and left. They are cultists, you already know but of different groups. I had to investigate but quietly. I went home to freshen up. As I approached my room, Eunice greeted me, I looked at her and hissed for her to hear.

Guess she was surprised! 7:00pm, she came Knockin my door. I opened to see who it was and froze immediately from what I saw. She was on nighties. Yeeee!! Her curves and edges were showing to the extent that if John Legend dey here he would fall for it.

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But still boiling in rage from what I heard. I asked what she wanted.
Eunice: Allow me in first nau
Me: Can’t you say it here? (fuming)
Eunice: Wetin dey worry you sef wey you dey behave like jew man (coded slang)
**This gal think say I no jaaa…56% of ma friends are cultists from many frats**
Me: Na you dey behave like jewess, i just dey OBS mood
(Surprised by my answer, she asked a shocking question )
Eunice: You don balm?
Me: Wetin concern you?
Eunice : (hailed me in their slangs)
Me: (I replied )
Eunice : Answer nau
Me: I no balm, now can you leave?

She was surprised at my outburst. From her slangs and behaviour during our conversation, I guessed she has been long in the game. Now she knows I’m not a novice. One thing is that they don’t know I have a black belt in Karate.

Now it remains to show that stupid girl wey call herself Catherine. “Shoki” by Lil Kesh started to sing, twas my ringtone. I changed it to stop redundancy.
I picked and the first thing I heard was:
“Come over to my house now! Don’t keep me waiting “, she said and cut the phone.
***See me see gobe***

Episode 9

>>8:00am, On Thursday<<
All protocols duely observed, No school! No class! Free guy for today. I opened my phone and saw 18missed calls from Catherine. By the way, I didn’t go, wanted to show her what I’m made of. As I lied down on my bed thinking of what to do today, I heard a knock. So heavy a knock. “Who is that? “, I asked
“Jamb question “, a thundering voice replied…..With logic and calculation, I knew who they were coming from. With correct and sound stance, I answered, “Xo na you wan mark am abi?”

I opened the door and saw two men. “Follow us”, they barked. “Na me you dey bark at? Abi your father ?”, I replied. They laughed and one said to the other “Skippo, this guy funny ooooo”.
“I no be basket mouth, no dey laugh when I talk”, I answered with anger. I guess the anger was out of the fact that Catherine wanted to use force to date me. I thought twas strictly for guyz.

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They advanced at me. I immediately countered by giving them kicks at their weak points, weakening their stand and sent them back (not without scars). I asked who sent them, they kept mute. I grew annoyed and punched one on his mouth, everything jez poured out like kerosene. My guess was right, twas Chioma, called Girl Snake (Snakess)

I sent them with a written message. “YOU ARE THE MOST IDIOTIC FOOL THAT HAS A DEGREE IN STUPIDITY AND FOOLISHNESS WITH A PROFESSOR’S DEGREE IN DISRESPECT “.

I sent a txt msg ahead which reads in cultists slang, “the head can’t go down when the neck is still straight, Don’t cross my path ever!!!”. As I was trying to compose myself, I saw Catherine calling, I picked.

“Hmmm…you wan show say you get mind abi? I want you is I want you….nothing will stop me”

“Hahahahahaha….stupid girl, xo.na wetin u call me to say be diz…i think you for don dey improve in threat….hopeless idiot”

I cut the phone and started laughing. I called my guyz in the Black Axe Fraternity. I told them the story, they laughed and askes if they could help, I replied no.

They knew I was strong. They once wanted me to be their capon but I refused. Christianity tinz, experience has taught me enough. I left them. On the way home, I saw a batch of guyz like 7 of them cominf towards me. Whao! This gal mean me ooo.

What happened next was *******

….To be continued…..

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